Last 2 wks of sch!!

Been too lazy to blog so I shall do it now. For a couple of days I got a frog & stuff carrots down its throat, apparently it doesnt fit well... So I dropped it back to its habitat... From 11 stories high. The other few smaller snails I oso pangseh. Quite fascinating 2day. Found 2 snails mating, if im nt rong. & another 2 bathing in the heat of the sun, very intriguing. So about Friday, went to Tamasek Poly for Ennovation workshop. Very few people & the whole bus was quite empty. Talking among them seems like we are de oni ones talking. When we reached de destination, we went to the lecture hall. Along with a few other schs. Nan Qiao High. So we sat @ the back & bullshyt abt alot of things... One kid seems like a homo or bisexual. Cnt seem to determine whether **** is a guy or gal. Jw's speech: Its a gurl, cant u see the lump on the body?? Vk's : Cant it be man boobs?? xDDD Then they show us a video, have 1 person called Bong Wei Yi... Jw disiao say 'My name is James Bong!' HAHAHA Laugh like shyt!!! Proceeded to the workshop next. Played with some equipment to chk heartbeat. So when its Hua Fong's turn, we keep talking abt jezebel, & his heartbeat beat very fast. Expected... xD Went for hearing test. Quite lame... But theres a person hu looks a LIL like Lydia... So that too got Hf quite excited xD Then had lunch. Spicy SHYT!!! Then vk played wif some machine... He put the ampere & Volt @ max... The sudden surge cos the equipment for the BMI to explode... ROFLMAO!!! Heng I hlp him if nt sure tio pwn. Then I went to Universal studios.... Quite lame actually... I actually prefered the outside of the Studio than the inside... The oni thing I liked is the fireworks... Dam sui!!! The food there also not very exceptional... Besides the imba price... The pepperoni pizza was dam thin, the slice. The water works was nice also, have fire, water, mist & 'lightning'... Overall, the Universal Studios is dam small wif little attractions. Awaiting KungFu Panda 2!!!

Post exam activities coming,
De Pwnager

Monday, Stayed up at home all day though I did wanted to go for a movie

Hmph, kindda of an empty day... I wudnt, like so many other kids, complain & whine abt de day being boring... or sian. Dam irritating these people... Have MYE kip complain nid study, cnt do other things... Nw that MYE's over, whine abt their day being boooooring... Knn so sian go study la, go read some fcked up smi bks la... Make sure u get 100 for EOY... Walao, dunnid study still have sth 2 complain abt... Spoilt children who are born wif a silver spoon... If I were ur mom I'd ground you & dish out a ton of assignments 4 u all 2 complete... Sibei pissed off with these cmi ppl. Go catch snails like me & take care of dem la... So free go sweep de roads la... Earn some cash & pay for ur own expenses la...

Anws, back to my blog, started out using com... Chked de movie times bt its ard started when I chked it, so dint go... Watched Ben 10 =D. Btw, I think imma let most of de snails go back 2 whr dey belong tmr... U can take de snail out of de grass but u cnt take de grass out of de snails =D. Dey dun seem 2 eat anymore... Hopefully can c dem again in de future after Pangseh dem...

Lazy 2 Blog Much,
De Pwnager

WAHOOOO!!!!!! MYE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MYE's OVER!!!!!!!! Time 2 Have- Some - Fun!!!!! Omos stopped my blogging for a month... De Pwnager's Back In Action!!! BaBe!! Dun wanna waste my time talking & ranting on past shyt, so on with Life! After Exam feels dam shiok... & that stress seems to have just disappeared!!! Went to De China trip meeting & had to go during OCT... I'd prefer going nw but at least dun have to sleep wif her, & de weather in Oct shld be autumn/ winter season... Free air-con! Sad 4 Wing Kit cos cnt get to go tgt with Xi En. Awww... AHAHAHA I-D-C!!! So went 2 ehub 4 lunch @ Mr Chicken Rice. From the name itself, u can infer that the Signature dish must be Chicken rice. & indeed it was... bt So Wad???!!! It does taste any nicer than ur ordinary chicken rice... Besides the 80c xtra... Went to queue for the Fast & Furious 5 movie tickets... Bought the Popcorn Combo set with magnum ice-cream!!! Fast 5 was dam nice seh!!!! When the Cop & Main actor fight like 2 increadible Hulk fighting... All de walls, furniture just break like styrofoam... De cars oso dam sui!!! But I still prefer de Chio Gurlzz!! Fast & Furious is nth w/o Hot BaBezZ..... De vault oso DAM IMBA!!!! Swing here swing there, break everything like lego... ROFLMAO!!! Whole thing was just epic... De guy must have squeezed her boobs a few millions time & must keep retaking the scene... Btw, Its Friday de 13th ytd... Wonder hus de unlucky person... It wun be mi =D Also, Got an imba huge snail dat shell is abt de length my index finger... Eats alot... Short post, cos bz using com 2 make up for lost time... =D

Busy Day,
De Pwnager

Been Such A Long Time... Yet So Fcking Suay....

Very bz last week... Had no time to even blog... So many tests... So I shall make a quick summary of last week. Last week sibei fcking sway... Knn fall down den myt HP kenna K.O. Den my lj com oso spoil... Motherboard cui diao... Have no idea wads de use of leaving it in my room now that im using dis 1kb/ s com. So did de Project I report... Only less den HALF! So bo bian ask Vk complete, hopefully he dun screw up de whole report... Napfa oso took place... Besides the pull up, others im quite capable of getting A's or B's... Apart from 2.4km as well. Den de shuttle run oso... dam sian sia, de ground so smooth de cnt even stop properly... Fcking pissed last week & some could tell, while others I dun bother showing dem anything... Chem test hopefully can at least get a B3... I have little confidence in it... As for Amaths, its rather easy, but whats de use when theres insufficient time... Physics I hopefully can get an A2. All the exams are starting from next week... So fast half a year gone... & soon enuf June hols will come... I wish that can go China for de exchange program & probably pwn dem wif eng. June hols... Somehow, I dun realli look forward to it... Seems very ominous. Or isit just me... So tired nowadays, Idk cos of wad but my mind just feel like detaching from this world & go into a long sleep... Its all going too fast... Nothing lasts. & so passes this day. Its time to start revising.. Or rather, shouldnt every1 has started some time ago? Btw, im rather surprised by de fact dat Toh Xi En dun have dat kind of ' Shoving away from me' action... O.O Last year I can feel dat Sherilyn has dat kind of thing... Wonder if it will be of benefit... :/ Quite a feat I must say... Most of de gurls distance demselves away from me cos I treat them pretty much like any other guys. ( Not realli distancing but u can tell thats de atmosphere is awkard) Which is de one whos different? Me or Her... Well, enuf of that & back to my main topic. MYE!!!!! SIAN la!!! Mye is like every1 detest it, & wanna get over it as quickly as possible. Zzzz However, its de EOY dats de most sian... Test on de whole year topics... So b4 de MYE, I shall announce my resolution 4 dis year... >>To do well (A's & B's) for all subs. (C can be reserved for Eng) & Not have my classmates *hate* mi like a handful of dem from last year. ( Not realli hate but ?distance?) I wun expect 2 be on very gd terms wif every1 but, yeah, just Okok enuf le. I'll try to work towards that, but cant guarantee that everytime.

Short summary for a long week, whats your resolution?
De Pwnager

Been Buzzzzzy!!

Quite alot 2 catch up on... Very buzy these few days... So approaches MYE... Start to revise on subs... How quick time passes... & it just seemed like a few hours ago that I just entered my new class... I can still remember clearly what happened during the 1st few days of school... All every1 seemed to not noe me & now, every1 does... Tsk... how time flies... In just another couple of wks, MYE starts, & another more couple of weeks, MYE ends & hols begin... & 1 more couple of weeks, EOY starts & ends just as quickly as de MYE... Then its all back to Jan... So passes the sec 3 & on to the O'Levels... Haiz... Moments of happiness passes so fast... Flashes in an instant & the only thing keeping us tied to those memories are the photos we've taken. A reason why I wanted to blog... :/

Now then, lets start prim & proper... Ytd was speech day... Quite fun to a certain extent (imba history skills xD) Got back my maths test early in de morning... Top few in class!!!! 23/25 Well, I really think that A1 for that particular test was plain... it was quite easy... Lit was slack time for me, & so as chi. Pure history was feeling restless & waiting for sch to end... But on the other hand, history was also quite fascinating... xD All thanks to her... Having some1 like her in class really brings up de spirit... Me & a few others... 'Ur mom dun have arh??' ROFLMAO??? I gave you enough face not to say 'ard pause liao' xDD so wadeva la... Went for BK wif Yao Shian... & others... HAHA Then another funneh guy... 'Your worker refused to serve me... When I talk to her, she dint even look at me... Im not trying to find problems with you but, im not wrong to say that right?' A few moments later... Rather, a moment later, 'is the ice-cream supposed to look like this???' LOLZz Ltr, we found out that his just lonely... Solo 1 person eat very sian... Nid talk wif som1... HAHA more auntie than an auntie... Our reply...' Yea its supposed to look like this...' Other possible qn he might ask--' Why isnt this buger hot?' Ans: 'This is Burger King, not Hot Burger King' xDDD Yao Shian also... Dam fun sia!!! Haha... he cant take people staring at him de lo... Just like so many other people... Stroll back to school & saw a few kids playing basketball... All dun wanna lend/ play wif us... Probably see us upper sec den scared tio Pwned. Dun blame them also... this was how vk was a few years ago xD Burnt things that seems fun to burn to pass time... Thanks to some people, a ball we found was confiscated by cher. Helped out with the speech day preps, & watched de UGs do the marching... their marching wasnt sync... Defeats de purpose of marching... So we took our seats in the hall... Right at the back. Made ourselves rather comfortable... So screamed like shyt when ppl we noe went up on stage xD Nas imba... his certificate kenna burn when taking de food from de canteen.  Lolz.. Only awaiting the whole thing to end to get the FOOD! Dam shiok... Its not the food thats nice... Iz wad the food did that made it nice... SHIOK ARH!!! Went back home filled up... Got a nice surprise wen I reached home. Caught 2 lizards, 1 outside my door, another in my house... Sui de lo!!! 1 of dem like dam despo to escape, another like sibei sad, surrrender to its fate. Dey seem to like de soap that I poured on it. Kip licking de face... So to give them their reward, I burnt the 1 which resolved to its fate to death, & the other, I burnt its hind legs, commending it on its will to live. I wanna noe if that resolve still remains in it after having both legs destroyed. The legs werent broken, so I dun think it will regrow.

And just for an xtra b4 I end this off. To one of my classmates. Why bother... U come to sch like ur living in hell, CB face seems like a fcking dead ox, go get a life kid. Not happy with wad u have? Den I suggest u transfer to another sch. Pathetic, might as well go work in Whitesands mac & serve me or clean de table, and I might even give u a tip... Go rot somewhr else

 

cute bo



A New Week, A New Opportunity

DANG!!! So the new week has finally come.. Not bad a day, but yea... not the best. Starts wif a BAM!!! found an average size snail near de gate, & many of de gurls seems 2 be very VERY afraid of it == Eg. Emily, Dlyal... All that you all can ever say is 'disgusting'... == So it was destroyed when Pei Zhen got it...zzzz All my efforts to harvest its slime is all gone... Eng 1st period, very lame... Nothing to comment about that except 'Lame'. Maths was also kindda boring... wif de linear inequalities test going on... Hopefully can get an A1 or even better, full marks... Before SS, we had a change of seats!!! FTW!!! Now Im sitting beside Xi En + Wing Kit behind her... HAHAHA!!! Zy must be sooooOOOO jealous... xD & so are YOU... SS came wif every1 sill getting thier stuff... Totally pissed Hanna off xD Then physics... boring oso, wif so many ppl not doin their work.. I've nth 2 say... But to make it more interesting, Stanley & mi kip spray de ionised water at christopher... xD He oso sibei pek chek... Then assembly... 1 of de best yeet... but i'd rather stay in class... All de SYF CCAs performed for us... Band, dance club, choir & drama. 1st wif drama... I had no idea wad de story was abt... But 1 thing gd abt it... Zhi Jun kenna pet by gurl sia!!!! & can lie on her thigh seh!!!! I so jealous sia!!!!!!! I bet he was drooling in dat scene... So when i asked Terri abt the drama, she said it was sopposed 2 be philosophically inclined... Idc actually... If the audience cnt tell wad ur trying to do within 3 mins of de play, its more or less a fail ard... Dance next... Wif Ai Ting in it!!!  Yao Shian was SOOOOOO happily fantasising xDD Not bad... for a Bollywood song... Tsk... & I was expecting the dance club 2 be de most interesting... Y Bollywood songs of all songs sia... That was de most dissapointing one... Band... THE BEST!!!! Of all of dem... Not bad la... couldnt do it better myself xDDD Choir was more irritating than fail... Its either de mike wasnt working or dey sang too softly, or both... The voices were so weak that me siting in the front row could barely hear it... Like how you are unable to get rid of a bee buzzing at the side of your ear... Dissmisal, so left off for mac wif de usual group... Chit chat here & there... Yea... nothing much... But speech day coming, I intend to stay back for de free food... =D



CUTE SIAA!!!! by Fionn, Alecia + some other gurls

Small snail!!! I wish to break it!!!

Different Kindda Day,
De Pwnager (4/4/11)

FAIL WEEK!!!

This week was realli quite boring, u can tell by de no. of post made dis week. Well, ytd just had chi oral. Its realli fail, btw its not mi hu fail, its de cb chi HOD cher fail. Pcb, ask me about the situation of Japan, then wad? Dun let mi say... FCK U LA! Such a topic I can have it going on for hours, talkin about plants, animals to buildings to the world & you fcking gave me only 2mins+ to say. PUI LA!!! No wonder have to teach band 4 class... HOD of chi big meh??? If I dun get an A for my oral, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT! Make sure ur cb loose hole kenna fired.

So after that, met Pei Zhen. Shw found the 1st chi passage diff??? Wth, & I thought both were as easy. It seems that she's having sore throat so going to polyclinic. All the other people havnt even start yet so I went wif her, feel the atmosphere of the polyclinic after so many years of not being in 1. Had lunch 1st, which was... ok. BTW, I never knew dat she or any other people had so many 'things' going on around. What the convo brought up REALLI surprised me... & a few other dirty little secrets I found out as well... Tsk, Emily & Melissa having a cold war? Nah, I'll only say that their petty. Quite long ago till now... ROFL!!! Gurls... you never noe whether they are just putting up a brave front or just who they are. One of the reasons why I tell lies. Make it hard 2 believe me. Why do i wanna do that, cos you people make it hard for me 2 believe you. Act as if nth had happened, & I dint even noe theres such a thing happening... Imba... Ho Seh arh!!! Emily stole Jw or Melissa stole Milton??? Pls la... Small small problem mai talk 2 each other liao... ROFL! If I were either of you, I can bet that I would not be talking to any1 in sch ard. Wadeva, anything I say wun eva get into people's head, so thats where de fun part comes in... I WATCH DE BOTH OF YOU SUFFER THE RESULT OF THIS COLD WAR TILL GRADUATION!!!!!!! & there I leep hearing people say that I should learn more from others... BLEH~~~ YOU should all start to learn from me... Put away your pride & all these cheaps masks & do what's right. Of all the people I gl-ed, insult, poke fun, in de end most of them oso ok wif mi, (or at least I think) so why cant you all bury the hatchet & let bygones be bygones. & I'd always thought I was one of the most prideful person... Tsk.

Neither did I thought that Pei Zhen had so many grudges against so many people... Lolz. Well, at least now I know. I wonder if all this love/ like thing would realli bare fruit... Oh, fruits are too exaggerated, it should be whether all these would ever bare anything... Even a seed, I would look forward.

Hell has no fury like a woman scorned,
De Pwnager