MC on monday! waste of time

Tsk dint blog for de past few days cos of irritating viruses & bacteria... SICK!!! Nothing much to blog about too. Went to visit a doctor ytd & was having a 37.9 tempt. I had no idea that I even had a fever till checked. Doesnt seem as bad as last time when i could barely walk straight. Pretty useless being sick. Coughing straight through the night & cnt even slp well. Anw, I would not allow something as simple as a few viruses & bacteria to take over my body. Such microscopic insects would even try to take on something a few billion/ trillion times its size... Futile... Will be back in sch tmr & catch up on wadeva dat i've missed. The few things i figured being the most memorable the past few days was friday. Audi totally Pwned his ass in such a way that it even fascinates me. EPICLY funny but note, I stand as the v-chair of my class, 3e3, & have every right to take actions wadsoeva. If you do not wanna be disgraced by some1 of ur same, or somewhat near my status, you should noe your limits. So after school, went to eat @ fish & co. Then vk searching for Seek. She MIA wif JW @ TM. Spam called both of dem. Then vk face become DAM black... quoted " Whr you. Come down now. I dun care, you better tell me whr you." Apparently it would seem that Seek was two timing vk & JW. Naughty girl... People nowadays are getting greedier & want more. So i came up wif a two wk timetablt for her. surest & fairest way. 1 wk JW, 1 wk vk, just like sch timetable.

As the saying goes, a hungry man is an angry man. Im getting rather pissed not being able to eat wad i wan. All cos of these few insects in my body. I WILL TEAR YOU OUT OF MY BODY!!!!!! This cannot eat, that cannot eat, everythin cannot eat. GO EAT UR MOM LA!!!!!! May all the medicine burn you off like how i burn puny insects. GTFO out of my body.

Watched 127 hrs... i thought that de most meaningful part was the catch phrase ' the greatest force on earth is the will to live' or sth laidat. I strongly agree on this point. other than dat, the whole movie wasnt that much great. & btw, normal people only use up to 3-4% of their brains. Why so that there are many more people getting stressed out & mental illnesses due to stress?? less than a 10th of the brain activities and ard so much stress?? i wonder how others who uses more of their brain manage to survive... Y make life so diff & stress urself out??? Wadeva de case, IDC cos its ur life. I have nth to do wif it. Go explode if you feel like it
Irritated by crap a few 1 x -10000000000000000000000 my size,
D Pwnager

Coughing to a not so Despairing Death on Last Day of CNY aka Chi Bday

Past few days dam moody... sick like a cat hus never seen a fish before... or even worse, never caught a rat before. Pathetic cough... Even when my sore throat is gone, this significant amount of coughing caused my throat to feel even more painful... The 3 types of diseases/ viruses much almost always come hand in hand... Cough> Sore Throat> Runny Nose>>>> all cos of a flu virus... Sore Throat: Makes your throat dam pain & you need to drink a LOT of water. when in this case, makes your throat more painful... Always make me detest it. Cough: Irritating & causes your throat to feel to feel more discomfort. Even w/o sore throat, it has the ability to make you feel as if you have. Runny nose: Amongst the 3, I believe that this is the 'best'. Just very time consuming that you always have to get a tissue paper & that you'll probably wun be able to taste anything since our tastebuds rely very much upon our sense of smell. Currently still sick but hopefully shall get better within a week or two( though i doubt very much so after eating all these food == ).

So, 2day started with lit. Mrs Chan never come so we had to do a test on an unseen poem... Very racist actually but i shall not comment on it. Pure hist. Learnt abit on Adolf Hitler. Cher returned test papers 10 & 9 for both. English also had a compre test which i hope wun fail... Lolz, audi di siao daisy kee " I told you to seperate your tables" 'Seperate ard' (about 2cm apart) " I mus be able to walk through" 'My girlfriend can walk through' "I am not your girlfriend" ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Chi cher gave us compo on 保障报道. The kid's chi dam imba... every few words sure got proverbs/ idioms. Maths... wa cher *** sibo... bo talk ask me stand @ back. 'Not the 1st time you talk' My ass la. dint even talk at all during maths u say i talk. Bo song me say la. stand stand lo, as long as i noe that im not rong, thats good enuf for me. I dun have to be pissed by the likes of you. Pure physics. Quite as usual cher chiong explain hmk then gave a 5mins quiz. Lol. Start of my CCA also. But alot people dun have the uniform so cher allow us early leave. Besides that, havnt played golf for 4months or so... Dam rusty now. So went East Point & had lunch/ dinner with JW. So now all my deals had been 'settled' Jia Wei: Mixed rice, Vk: $5, Jian Wen: $5, Kk: $2.... Now awaiting the arrival of 1 March to hear Hh's epic story.

Last day of CNY ard... How time flies... Also my Chi Bday!!! According to wad my relatives said, 2day is the Valentines Day in the Chi calender. Whr all the gods meet tgt & celebrate this day... Rather lucky eh... So had a small feast, tossed the raw fish, ate shark's fin, Birthday cake... Now dam full... zZzzzz

Moving on to the next topic: Its about You. I can consider you being rather lucky, though I dun really believe in sth as clinche as the word luck. Somehow, You managed to lose yourself from them. Somehow, You managed to escape failing to the point of no return, beyond hope, helpless. All cos You have these certain people around You. If the world was made up of just me, You wouldnt've been able to be whr You're standing now... Make this a lesson sufficent enough for You to see what You might become... What can i say... Lucky You

Sick of being sick, Restless of being restless,
De Pwnager

dint post cos lao bu hug my com...

Chi lame so wun elaborate. PE was so-so... nothing special. Eng den fun... Cher wan us do reflection on an article about plastic surgery & she said thats nowadays teenagers go for it when during her time, only old people went for it... So audi said' cher, so did you go for plastic surgery??' xD i asked her wheather ur GRANDMOM went for it also... SS cher abit pissed cos we very noisy... either den that, booring... Maths cher returned the test... 14/30 DAM SAD!!! D= if i oni dint 4got about it den wud've studied... ZZZzzz audi 1st in class 22.5? assembly boring crap about total defence... this old guy went up & shared his story which i dint bother listening... Recess... had food rationing exercise so got my coupon... exchanged it for a bowl of sweet potato soup with ony a few sweet potatoes... btw when i said sweet, it was REALLY SWEET!!! Tore vk's coupon also xD... Lunch... rather fascinating that you were like diz de... O.O had no idea people.... Well, i prefer the term fascinating but vk prefers dissapointing... then so it shall be...> dissapointing. 2e1'10 Me & JH so called 'made' a person cmi. Hmph... but dis year, 3e3 already had one pre-made... i really wanna see wads gonna happen... Tsk, am i supposed to be afraid of you??? You dun like me you siam. I dun siam for people. Easy as that... Dun give me bullcrap comments or questions, I dun hear to that. Fyi, in any circumstances, if u wanna piss mi off, i suggest u dun try cos at the very end, you'd be the person getting pissed & whining @ a corner... =D

Valentines is in the air,
De Pwnager

BOOOORING!!!!!

Dam sian 2day... empty day. Wake up liao go tuition. Do my own work den go out for dinner... Go redhill market eat. following, go to my aunt's house to visit. Then i saw this indian boi. Abt de age of k1-p1 laidat. he NOES how to speak hokkien!!!! IMBA sia... for a INDIAN kid xD his hokkien like about my p6 that time de level... This goes to show... DUN MESS WITH OTHER RACES!!!!!!!! What you can do, dey maybe able to do better... I have nth much to say so, yea... Im ending this here.. btw this post was for ytd...

Very Sleepy Now,
De Pwnager

Imma Break You... Dun Test My Patience

Slack day 2day... Dawn Goh nv come again, so 2 periods free WOHOO!!! & WOW!!!! During recess, audi n christina had a little couple arguement. Audi dunno say wad piss her off... Den she go kick him... Then Audi tip some beverage or sth. Then she pour the beverage on him... Audi den sibei pissed go hug her... Litterally. Kinda like a 'hate hug' thing.~~Bleh~~ lame ass thing... same class for 3 years liao still wanna find prob... ( btw this story aint wad i saw but wad i heard) Followed by Chi. Lame period, slpt through the whole class. So de fun class came... ENG!!!! dam fun... cher gave like a total of 6-8 hmk from the start of de year till now... We (2e1'10) like did oni 3 or 4 laidat. xD Den she asked for the journal, I go gl her go raise up newspaper xDDD Audi even more imba, raise his stpry bk which has an ang moh guy face... ROFLMAO! But it seems that Xi En realli like dat letter written by 'Zhi Yu'. Kept denying & dun wan tell me. HAHA still say simi sec3, academics more important... How fascinating... Btw, some1 sibei xtra... wan go act hero hlp de damsel in distress... Dint you noe dat hero dies 1st??? 1 knock from mi & i can comfirm dat u'll fly... very very far... im not afraid of all 'those ppl' la... People who relys on others just to be kept secure & obatin 'power' are much fail. Dependent much aren't you... Just try not to push my limit la... & it SHOULD be safer for you. So my 1 month deal wif vk iz up liao... collected de $$ & ate double mac spicy... Surprisingly, it was much spicier than wad i felt from 1 month ago... Probably just me not being used to it... After that, went Seek's house & played BlackJack... overall i lost about 1- 1.50. Vk & Zy lost the most... Jonathan also lost a considerable amount of $$. Where did all that $$ go??? All to Emily... who had JW to back her up == Seek oso win quite alot zzzzz. Left early cos I kenna harrass. ( All these sums of $$ was when i leave, idk if it was still laidat) Tuition... a loong 1... Then 12.04, dis smartass kid decided to prank call me.. Say simi from my class & hottest. Dun make me puke... From ur shyty asshole voice, i can tell dat ur a halal douche. Valentine's??? Pls, u tink its funny?? Well, it will when i hunt you down... You'd better show urself b4 i take any form of action... Go rub a roast sucking pig's asshole you whore. Its a WRONG move if you'd wanted to prank me... Dun take it too personally if i\I make you cry... Cos YOU ASKED FOR IT!!

Patience has its limits & so do I,
De Pwnager

WOW 2day rather interesting...

Hopefully, diz early post wud b able to compensate for all those late posts. Haha I tink i've been repeating the same thing over & over again for the few previous posts... bt i shall still say it once more... 2day sibei shiok n fun =D PE 1st... usual thing, last 15 mins run around sch den go de fitness corner... Alot people take shortcuts, gl Raj xD  History dam funny!! One of the most interesting subs that I have... Too much laughter to remember what things i'd been laughing about. Chi 2day was rather epic cos Meridian JC de cher come here. A few ppl had to read de chi passage & surprisingly/ unsurprisingly, Xi En kenna every1 de best vote... Probably, she was doing that to gain some1's attention ( you noe who!!!) Maths= !!!!Slack Time!!!! Dawn Goh bo come... quite free xD havnt pass up ytd's hmk yet. Physics early part was rather boring... Starting on new topic soon so cher gave some sec1 notes to refresh de memory... The last 30mins was the fun part... Gave back physics test & realised that i got 22/30 !!! not very high but quite a few qns is I tikam de... + A few qns I anyhow do de... so I can consider a rather imba effort from me xD

After school, went to return Alecia's pen, which was kindda sad la... I found her pen in my pencil case after lunch... Had no idea how it got there but it did. I used vk's name & msg with my phone and she believed!!! OMG dat was totally epic... I sent her my msg in de way where it pretty much gave out my identity... & vk was sitting beside my mumbling about' she ard noe la... jus playing along... Any1 hu believes you is a stupid asshole...' Well, Playing along my ASS!!! Aparrently theres quite a no. of stupid assholes in school... no offence xD Somehow, i'd ard expected that the pen wun be returned as a whole, but in pieces... I think she, too, also had the feeling that an outcome like this was rather expected

Speaking about lunch... Sibei Gl sia... Peter Low came in e1 & gave chair+ v-chair PC cos we shldnt be in class during lunch... Den every keep kp... say he this la, dat la... Well, wtf wun you just shut ur asses up & not make so much noise... Bo make so much noise u tink he wud chap u all meh??? Den return back my class to cont my slp... Den still have some action xtra kia say e1 tio PC so every1 mus leave class... GTH la... left 10 mins leave simi leave... Leave liao oso bo go canteen, stay @ corridor talk talk talk... Sibei irritaing... U think laidat wun tio cher meh??? Plz la... laidat EVERY1 oso will tio PC la, not just chair, v-chair. Even noisier...

So went WS with a few people to have lunch... Talk about the 鱼生 & how the cleaner will have to be reduced to eating cockroaches & rats in the sewers xD DAM FUNNY!!! Bathe in the large drain during high tide ROFLMAO!!! Btw, speaking of which, I believed that zy had every idea that I was using his name to write the love letter to Xi En, but dun wan stop like how normally people might do cos he WANTED me to do it... & funny thing, Xi En keeps denying the fact that she kept the letter & repeatedly refusing to tell me the contents of the letter... I shall c how things proceed xD

Epic-ly Long Post,
De Pwnager

NYP!!!! Project Imba... Tired noe.....

WA 2day can be considered a rather shiok day... Started with Pure Physics... Mr govind not around again, so ?Mr Shah? took over... Nid do data logger work... Izit conted as a SPA idk... most probably yes ba... So quite a no. of people pissed him off, & can tell his realli quite pissed cos he almost used 'special words' that are reserved for students to use only.. xD At least he noe well enough not to succumb to temptation cos wif ppl like me around, he wun hav much of a future left in HSC if he did say those words... Also, had a HARD time getting the ans cos so many 0.xxxxxx but also managed in the end... Pure chem... The most fun sub for 2day. Not bad la... Wing Kit kenna pwned by cher... nid put the speaker in de face. Though i seriously think the pace for chem iz realli quite fast... I shall do my own revision over the weekends... Maths... dun understand a word cher says... except for some easy parts. SS iz a slack time... cher gave us do 2 SBQs to do over the day. So, sch over nid eat b4 going NYP. Me n Vk rushed to DTE food court-Kou Fu to have a quick meal. Chiong back sch just in time b4 bus leave... But sway sway when proceeding to bus kenna caught by Peter Low for shirt not tucked... == Sibei bo liao sia... laidat oso wan gl mi.

@ NYP, the 'principal' ( if thats the term used in poly, which i dun tink it iz) talked to us about the past year Project Imba. More of promoting their poly then much explanation. When the lecturers/ mentors were assinged to us, found out that my group was Ms N*** Singh... Then, had a quick refreshment period with FREE FOOD!!! Every1 chiong the food so i lazy chiong... drank a few cups of fruit punch. The overall in charge of chem/ life sciences was this person called... (idk)... abit gay la... So along the way, My group say that this cher email iz ChaoGay@MofoSex.com... xD fyi, this aint the real email... so dun be dum enuf to go add... Lazy to elaborate about 黑人牙膏here so if u wanna noe, ask mi in sch. Returned to sch, go ws eat then went home... So im here!!! late at night doing hmk... zzzz Btw, DIU desiree realli go c taylor swift concert sia... I have the money get the tickets oso no use lo... lao bu oso wun allow de... ZZZzzzZZZ Lucky kia... @Xi En... u realli despo mi post alot sibo... diu... u valentine's day giv mi sth & i may consider posting sth dedicated to you xDDD dat post on fb u ask mi in sch la... bo remind mi how i remember... == Have a few more things on my mind now but those can w8... i shall go slp now...

PROJECT IMBA FTW!!! TAYLOR SWIFT FTW!!! FREDERICKTAN FTW!!!!
De Pwnager